Trump ‘Considering Becoming Pope Himself’ After Deciding Current One “Not Quite Right”
VATICAN CITY — In a move Vatican officials are describing as “theologically ambitious,” Donald Trump is reportedly considering becoming Pope after what insiders called “a slightly awkward meeting” with Pope Leo XIV.
Sources close to the situation say the two “did not entirely see eye to eye,” with one Vatican aide noting:
“There was a difference in tone… and also in everything else.”
⛪ “I Think I Could Do a Better Job”
Speaking after the meeting, Trump reportedly said:
“I met the Pope — nice guy, good effort — but I’m looking at it and thinking, maybe I should do it. I think I’d be a very strong Pope. Possibly the best.”
He added:
“Nobody knows religion like I do. People are saying it.”
🧾 The Meeting That Started It All
During their discussion, Pope Leo XIV is said to have spoken about humility, reflection, and service.
Trump allegedly responded by suggesting:
- “A slightly more confident approach”
- “Better branding for the Vatican”
- “Maybe a few upgrades to the overall experience”
An insider described the exchange as:
“Respectful… but heading in very different directions.”
🧠 Early Plans for ‘Pope Trump’
Sources say Trump has already begun outlining what a papacy under his leadership might look like:
- Renaming the Vatican balcony “The Winner’s Balcony”
- Introducing “Very Special Announcements” instead of traditional addresses
- Describing the papal robes as “good, but could be more premium”
🕊️ Vatican Reaction
Officials inside the Vatican have responded cautiously.
One spokesperson stated:
“We are confident in our current leadership structure.”
Another added:
“That is not how this works.”
📿 Expert Opinion
Religious scholars have been quick to weigh in:
“Becoming Pope is not an elected position in the conventional sense,” one expert explained.
Another added:
“There are… several steps missing from this plan.”
🧢 Next Steps
Despite the uncertainty, Trump appears undeterred.
He reportedly told aides:
“We’re looking into it very strongly. If I do it, it’ll be incredible. People will be very happy.”
At press time, Pope Leo XIV was said to be “continuing as normal,” while Vatican officials quietly reviewed “how to politely explain the situation.”
Observers confirmed the situation remains “highly unusual… but oddly on brand.”
