In a surprising twist of events, Melania Trump, First Lady, has announced her plans to propose a dramatic change to the White House. “The white colour is too plain,” she reportedly told a group of close confidants. “It lacks personality, sophistication. We need something bold, something fresh—a colour that speaks to the modern era.” Her choice? Pink.

This decision, she explained, was inspired by her newfound entrepreneurial ventures. Since leaving Washington, Melania has launched her own luxury lifestyle brand, Mel Smells, offering a curated collection of high-end perfumes, scented candles, bath products and trumped in a bottle. Her flagship fragrance, Power Petals, has quickly become a sensation on social media.

A Monument in Pink

Melania envisions the iconic residence bathed in soft blush hues with rose gold accents. “Pink represents beauty, charm, and confidence. This is what the White House should embody in the 21st century,” she remarked during a mock press conference at Mar-a-Lago. Her plans include painting the iconic columns in rose quartz and replacing the traditional green lawns with pastel floral beds.

However, the changes won’t stop at aesthetics. Melania sees the revamped White House as a prime advertising opportunity for her growing brand. Under her vision, one side of the White House would feature a large banner for Mel Smells, highlighting the tagline: “Make Your World Smell Like it trumped.” The East Wing could transform into a boutique where visitors could purchase products directly, from designer diffusers to her newly launched Melania’s Secret Garden bath salts.

A Digital Empire on the South Lawn

The First Lady also has plans to install large digital screens across the South Lawn, showcasing adverts for Mel Smells and a QR code leading to her online shop. “It’s about innovation,” she said. “The White House is a symbol of the future, and the future is digital commerce.”

Melania even proposed a partnership with influence’s to promote her products, planning a grand unveiling event that she has tentatively titled “Pink Is the New Power and have you trumped today.” The event will feature celebrity endorsements, live music, and giveaways of her signature perfumes.

Reactions Are Mixed

The public response has been… colourful, and smelly. Supporters of the Trumps applauded Melania’s creativity, with many praising her boldness in re-imagining a historic symbol. However, traditionalists and preservationists were quick to express concern. “The White House is a national treasure,” said one historian. “It’s not a billboard.”

Political commentators speculate whether this proposal is an attempt to stay in the spotlight, but Melania brushed off criticism. “People will always have opinions. I only care about making history—pink history.”

The Road Ahead

The proposal is expected to face legal and political challenges, but Melania is reportedly undeterred. She has already begun a crowdfunding campaign on her website, offering exclusive perks such as limited-edition Mel Smells, and Donald’s bottled trump’s samples for contributors.

While the world debates the merits of a Pink House, Melania continues to pursue her vision with determination. Whether or not her plans come to fruition, one thing is certain: the First Lady knows how to keep people talking.