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“Where Every Meal Comes with a Free Diaper—Because Some Things Just Don’t Sit Well

For every $20 spent, you’ll receive one free adult diaper—because you never know when the consequences of your meal (or your political choices) might catch up with you!

🇺🇸 THE BIGLY MENU 🇺🇸

🍔 “The Stable Genius” Burger – $9.99
A double-stacked beef patty with extra American cheese, bacon, and our “Fake News” special sauce—served on an overinflated brioche bun that collapses at the slightest touch.

🌭 “The Covfefe Dog” – $7.99
A 12-inch all-beef frank (because size matters) topped with ketchup, mustard, and a secret blend of misplaced confidence and misinformation.

🍗 “Witch Hunt Wings” – $10.99
Crispy, golden-battered chicken wings slathered in our spicy “No Collusion” hot sauce. Comes with a side of denial.

🍕 “The Rigged Election Pizza” – $12.99
A questionably undercooked 12-inch personal pizza with extra cheese and your choice of toppings—but you can never change the outcome.

🍟 “Little Hands Fries” – $4.99
A small portion of crispy, underwhelming fries, served in a tiny bag for those who love to overpromise and underdeliver.

🥤 “The Maga Milkshake” – $6.99
A thick, rich shake loaded with pure vanilla ice cream and Russian vodka, topped with golden sprinkles and a small loan of a million calories.

🧁 “Stormy Sundae” – $8.99
A messy mix of chocolate, caramel, and nuts, topped with a generous hush-money whipped cream drizzle.

🚼 DIAPER DON DEALS 🚼

👶 “The Hush Money Combo” – $19.99

“Stable Genius” Burger
Little Hands Fries
Covfefe Dog
Maga Milkshake
👉 Comes with a free diaper! 💩

🎭 “The Indictment Platter” – $24.99

10 Witch Hunt Wings
Rigged Election Pizza
Stormy Sundae
👉 Comes with two free diapers—because you’ll need them!

💎 “The Golden Toilet Special” – $49.99

Two Stable Genius Burgers
20 Witch Hunt Wings
Covfefe Dog
Large Maga Milkshake
👉 Comes with an exclusive gold-plated diaper! (Perfect for when you have to “go” in style.)

💥 KIDS’ MENU 💥

🍼 “The Don Jr. Mini Meal” – $6.99
A tiny, uninspired cheeseburger with fries and a side of daddy issues.

🍼 “The Ivanka Special” – $7.99
Grilled chicken tenders served on a silver platter, but only if you marry rich.

🍼 “The Eric Surprise” – $5.99
You order it, but nobody really knows what’s in it—not even us.

📢 DAILY PROMOTIONS 📢

🚽 “Flush It Friday” – Buy any meal over $15 and get an extra diaper for free!
🇷🇺 “Putin’s Pick” – A secret menu item only available if you whisper it into a hidden microphone.
💰 “Bailout Brunch” – Spend $50 or more, and we’ll throw in a fake charity donation receipt for tax purposes.