It was a sunny Silicon Valley morning when the mysterious company known only as “Y” made headlines with a bold move: “Y Offers $2 Billion…
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It was a sunny Silicon Valley morning when the mysterious company known only as “Y” made headlines with a bold move: “Y Offers $2 Billion…
It started with what was meant to be a simple act of political mercy: Donald J. Trump was trying to pardon a man named William…
“The Great Mix-Up: Trump’s Testicular Transplant of Truthiness” It all began one mysterious Thursday at Walter Reed Medical Center, where Donald J. Trump had arrived…
Susan McFarang was your average British woman with a sun hat bigger than her Airbnb and a habit of loudly ordering “paaaad TAI” as if…
Marjorie Taylor Greene—Congresswoman, CrossFit fanatic, and full-time conspiracy content creator—was having a bit of an image problem. Her approval ratings had dropped somewhere between “unsalted…
It started with a tweet. “I’m going to be even more unrecognizable than Biden reading a teleprompter backwards. Big things coming. Huge makeover. Better than…
It was a crisp Wednesday morning when Elon Musk, tech billionaire, space cowboy, and part-time meme warlord, did something that shook the internet: he refused…
“Diplomatic Bull: The Rasool-Rubio Rumble” It was a slow news day in Washington, D.C., until—out of absolutely nowhere—the South African Ambassador to the United States,…
BREAKING: Quentin Thrustbucket Signs Executive Order Requiring Immediate Beer Refills at All Bars In an unprecedented move that experts are calling “historic, if mildly intoxicated,”…
CONFIDENTIAL WHITE HOUSE MEMOSubject: Operation MAGA-Mall: Trump’s Presidential Rebranding Plan In an unprecedented fusion of governance and garage sales, Donald J. Trump has announced a…
