In a move that has left the corporate world scratching its collective head, Amazon has announced that it is moving its headquarters to the remote…
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In a move that has left the corporate world scratching its collective head, Amazon has announced that it is moving its headquarters to the remote…
TURD: Totally Unreliable, Ridiculous, and Delusional” In the grand tradition of political satire, let’s start calling him “The TURD President.” Here’s the breakdown: From now…
In an unexpected turn of events, the National Parks Service has officially evicted Don Jr. and Eric Trump from the White House, citing a failure…
Title: “The Naked Truth: Trump’s Plan for Full Transparency” In what could only be described as the most literal form of transparency ever seen in…
Title: “Trump’s Big House Makeover: Alcatraz, but Make It Fabulous”As reported by The Daily Scrotum In what some are calling the boldest real estate pivot…
Title: “Penguin Diplomacy: The Heard & McDonald Island Accord”As reported by The Daily Scrotum In a stunning and chilly turn of international affairs, Chief Tuxedo,…
Opens Presidential Candidacy — Trump Quickly Tops the List In a remarkable turn of cosmic events, scientists have recently confirmed the existence of K2-18bn, a…
BREAKING: GOP Senators Unable to Spell “Arsehole” — Alphabet Confirms Washington, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that has rocked the upper chamber of Congress,…
Alina Habba’s Crime-Kicking Crisis: A Deportation Dilemma In a bold, dramatic press conference outside a Dunkin’ Donuts in Jersey, Trump’s lawyer and self-declared “Law Lady…
