Penguins vs. Trump: The McDonald Island Tariff Tantrum In a move that baffled economists, environmentalists, and people with basic geography skills, Donald J. Trump announced…
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Penguins vs. Trump: The McDonald Island Tariff Tantrum In a move that baffled economists, environmentalists, and people with basic geography skills, Donald J. Trump announced…
BREAKING: Global Economies Abandon U.S. Dollar — Turn to King Marbles as the New World Currency In what analysts are calling “the most unexpected economic…
BREAKING: Bank of America Changes Name to Bank of Mexico in Bold Move Against Trump Directive In a shocking act of boardroom rebellion, Bank of…
BREAKING: Entire Trump Administration Resigns on Signal Call in Glorious Technological Pile-UpEach Resignation Funnier Than the Last In what political historians are already calling “The…
Kristi Noem Visits El Salvador Prison and Decides… You Know What? I’m Good HereHomeland Security Secretary Discovers Solitude, Simplicity, and Surprisingly Good Prison Cafeteria Empanadas…
Rest of World Politely Pretends He’s a Roaming Birthday Clown In a development that has sparked international confusion, group chat memes, and the quiet sobbing…
BREAKING: The Daily Scrotum Unzips the TruthRedacted Chat Leak Reveals U.S. Leaders Suffering from Chronic Euro-Loathing Syndrome In an astonishingly well-timed scoop, The Daily Scrotum…
A Tale of Oops and Opportunity It all started on a sunny Monday morning when Pete Hegseth, former Fox News host and full-time patriot, decided…
A Political Graveyard Tale In a time not too far from now, in the increasingly bizarre land of Capitol Hill, a peculiar group of Republicans…
Trump and Zelenskyy’s Big Idea In a stunning move that left political analysts speechless and Saturday Night Live already writing sketches, former President Donald J.…
