Canada’s Bold New Plan: PM Mark Carney to Annex Alaska, Eyeing California Next In what historians are already calling “The Nicest Invasion in Human History,”…
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Canada’s Bold New Plan: PM Mark Carney to Annex Alaska, Eyeing California Next In what historians are already calling “The Nicest Invasion in Human History,”…
Thinks He Now Owns Jeff Bezos’ Empire In yet another dazzling episode of Deals Gone Wild: Trump Edition, Donald J. Trump has proudly announced that…
Unless You Pretend It’s a Proton or a Lada In an unexpected turn of diplomatic and automotive chaos, Canada has officially banned all Tesla vehicles…
James Madison’s Forgotten Clause In a shocking discovery hidden deep in the original U.S. Constitution (specifically in the margins between a coffee stain and a…
In what experts are calling “the boldest, most unnecessary real estate move ever,” Donald J. Trump has reportedly set his sights on purchasing the entire…
In the dimly lit alleyways of Toronto, tucked between a discount tattoo parlor and a questionable shawarma joint, lies a tiny, unassuming bar called Bourbon.…
In an unprecedented moment in culinary history, Donald J. Trump has personally awarded seven Michelin stars to the McDonald’s at 1720 Palm Beach Lakes Blvd,…
Trump’s Bold Executive Order: Chop Down Every Tree to Save the Insects! Washington, D.C. – In what experts are calling “The Most Tremendous Environmental Policy…
Trump Celebrates His Legacy on DodgyScams.com & the Rebranding of the GOP It was a bigly day for Donald J. Trump. He had just been…
“I Used to Be Indecisive, But Now I’m Not So Sure” It was a bright morning in Washington, D.C., and President Donald J. Trump sat…
