Title: “Operation Self-Deportation: The $35K Getaway” It all began one steamy Florida afternoon in a Miami juice bar called “Smoothies & Schemes,” where a very…
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Title: “Operation Self-Deportation: The $35K Getaway” It all began one steamy Florida afternoon in a Miami juice bar called “Smoothies & Schemes,” where a very…
The Great Auction of Madness When Billy Long, the fast-talking, cowboy-hat-wearing auctioneer from Oklahoma, took over the I.R.S., nobody saw it coming. One day, people…
Mike Lindell Goes into Hiding Near Bangkok—Finds Inner Peace and Pillow Profits (Sort of) In a shocking twist nobody saw coming (but probably should have),…
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Trump Imposes Tariffs on His Own Hotels and Golf Clubs – Orange Balls Now Mandatory PALM BEACH, FL – In a move that has economists…
Trump Confuses “Tariffs” with “T-arits” In a speech that left economists speechless and translators frantically checking their earpieces, Donald J. Trump today clarified his long-standing…
to Match His Complexion – Plates Say “BIG TIT” In yet another completely believable and totally unnecessary flex, Donald J. Trump has reportedly ordered a…
Captain Rufus “Goldthumb” McDribble – The Pirate Who Bought an Island for $105 and Half a Rum Cake Legend has it that in 1713, a…
Ocracoke Island Enters Talks to Buy Greenland – Citing Trump’s Return and Global Translation Emergency OCRACOKE ISLAND, NC – In a move equal parts ambitious,…
