Title: “The Naked Truth: Trump’s Plan for Full Transparency” In what could only be described as the most literal form of transparency ever seen in…
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Title: “The Naked Truth: Trump’s Plan for Full Transparency” In what could only be described as the most literal form of transparency ever seen in…
Title: “Trump’s Big House Makeover: Alcatraz, but Make It Fabulous”As reported by The Daily Scrotum In what some are calling the boldest real estate pivot…
Title: “Penguin Diplomacy: The Heard & McDonald Island Accord”As reported by The Daily Scrotum In a stunning and chilly turn of international affairs, Chief Tuxedo,…
Opens Presidential Candidacy — Trump Quickly Tops the List In a remarkable turn of cosmic events, scientists have recently confirmed the existence of K2-18bn, a…
BREAKING: GOP Senators Unable to Spell “Arsehole” — Alphabet Confirms Washington, D.C. — In a stunning revelation that has rocked the upper chamber of Congress,…
Alina Habba’s Crime-Kicking Crisis: A Deportation Dilemma In a bold, dramatic press conference outside a Dunkin’ Donuts in Jersey, Trump’s lawyer and self-declared “Law Lady…
Penguins vs. Trump: The McDonald Island Tariff Tantrum In a move that baffled economists, environmentalists, and people with basic geography skills, Donald J. Trump announced…
BREAKING: Global Economies Abandon U.S. Dollar — Turn to King Marbles as the New World Currency In what analysts are calling “the most unexpected economic…
BREAKING: Bank of America Changes Name to Bank of Mexico in Bold Move Against Trump Directive In a shocking act of boardroom rebellion, Bank of…
