Trump’s Chilling New Deal: The Bid to Buy Iceland In a surprise press conference held in front of a suspiciously melting gold lectern, Donald J.…
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Trump’s Chilling New Deal: The Bid to Buy Iceland In a surprise press conference held in front of a suspiciously melting gold lectern, Donald J.…
A One-Way Ticket to the USA: The Perfect Holiday Hack It was a lovely summer morning, and Greg had just booked his family’s dream holiday…
Mangoes of Mass Distraction: Trump’s Fruitful New Defence Plan It was another perfectly unhinged morning in Washington D.C., where logic had taken a sabbatical and…
Once upon a headline, deep in the presidential playground of The White House, Donald J. Trump sat on his golden toilet, scrolling Truth Social with…
In a move that has left the corporate world scratching its collective head, Amazon has announced that it is moving its headquarters to the remote…
TURD: Totally Unreliable, Ridiculous, and Delusional” In the grand tradition of political satire, let’s start calling him “The TURD President.” Here’s the breakdown: From now…
In an unexpected turn of events, the National Parks Service has officially evicted Don Jr. and Eric Trump from the White House, citing a failure…
Title: “The Naked Truth: Trump’s Plan for Full Transparency” In what could only be described as the most literal form of transparency ever seen in…
Title: “Trump’s Big House Makeover: Alcatraz, but Make It Fabulous”As reported by The Daily Scrotum In what some are calling the boldest real estate pivot…
Title: “Penguin Diplomacy: The Heard & McDonald Island Accord”As reported by The Daily Scrotum In a stunning and chilly turn of international affairs, Chief Tuxedo,…
