Trump ‘Considering Becoming Pope Himself’ After Deciding Current One “Not Quite Right” VATICAN CITY — In a move Vatican officials are describing as “theologically ambitious,”…
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Trump ‘Considering Becoming Pope Himself’ After Deciding Current One “Not Quite Right” VATICAN CITY — In a move Vatican officials are describing as “theologically ambitious,”…
Tourist “Just Going for a Quiet Walk” Accidentally Enters Songkran, Never Seen Dry Again BANGKOK, THAILAND — A man who stepped outside for what he…
“Gertrude From Croydon” Insists New Haircut and Cockney Accent Make Her Completely Unrecognisable LONDON (SORT OF) — In a bold and frankly baffling attempt at…
🗞️ Story 1: Local Man Accidentally Becomes Thought Leader After Misusing Word “Synergy” BABLOCK HYTHE, UK — A 62-year-old man has reportedly become a leading…
White House Ballroom Opens “Drunken Apple” Bar… Planning Permission Still “A Work in Progress” WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what officials are calling “a bold leap…
Trump Sends Tom Homan to Minnesota — Not for Peace, But Because Nobody Understands a Word He Says In a development that’s simultaneously confusing, chaotic,…
Trump’s Chilling New Deal: The Bid to Buy Iceland In a surprise press conference held in front of a suspiciously melting gold lectern, Donald J.…
A One-Way Ticket to the USA: The Perfect Holiday Hack It was a lovely summer morning, and Greg had just booked his family’s dream holiday…
Mangoes of Mass Distraction: Trump’s Fruitful New Defence Plan It was another perfectly unhinged morning in Washington D.C., where logic had taken a sabbatical and…
Once upon a headline, deep in the presidential playground of The White House, Donald J. Trump sat on his golden toilet, scrolling Truth Social with…
