Talking Bollocks
Mike Johnson Declares Victory: The Republican Party Officially Becomes “Scrotes” In a historic and utterly bizarre turn of…
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Tesla Orgasmic Experience
Tesla’s Latest Update Requires Female Drivers to “Fully Bond” with Their Vehicles Before Starting Introduction In yet another…
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Trump Strikes Deal with Ukraine to Buy All Its Plastic
In what can only be described as a deal no one saw coming (or wanted), soon-to-be ex-President Donald…
ByWhite House Chimp becomes Press Secretary
It started as a joke. Or at least, that’s what everyone thought. The rumors began circulating in late…
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Trump and Putin Red Square Deal
It all started with a phone call. President Donald J. Trump, now Supreme CEO of Trump Enterprises and…
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New Scrote Language
Introduction In a shocking yet unsurprising turn of events, the GOP has officially rebranded itself as the Scrotes…
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DodgyScams.com Becomes Official Website for DOGE
Introduction In a surprising yet completely on-brand move, the government has officially relaunched the Department of Government Efficiency…
GOP Rebrands as the “Scrotes Party”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shock announcement this morning, senior leaders of the GOP have declared that the…
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