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JAMIE FOXX TO TAKE OVER AS PRESIDENT
BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP WAVES THE WHITE FLAG – JAMIE FOXX TO TAKE OVER AS PRESIDENT, GORDON ENDORSES HIM…
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Trump to become their next “Dear Leader.”
BREAKING NEWS: NORTH KOREA OFFERS DONALD TRUMP THE POSITION OF “SUPREME DEAR LEADER” Pyongyang, February 24, 2025 In…
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WHEN WILL TRUMP WAVE THE WHITE FLAG
TOP-SECRET REPORT: WHEN WILL TRUMP WAVE THE WHITE FLAG?(Proudly Displayed on Gordon’s Office Wall, Next to the Banana…
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Out with the Clowns, In with the Chimps
Gordon the Chimpanzee Considers Replacing White House Staff with Fellow Primates Washington, D.C. – February 23, 2025 In…
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Chicago renamed Pretoria
Gordon the Chimpanzee Blocks Musk’s Bid to Rewrite History, Plans One-Way Trip to Planet Musko Washington, D.C. –…
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Gordon the Chimpanzee takes over DOGE
Breaking News: JD Vance Fires Elon Musk, Replaces Him with Chimpanzee Named Gordon Washington, D.C. – February 22,…
Texas Chainsaw Musaker
The stage was set. The crowd, a sea of tech enthusiasts and billionaire fanboys, roared in anticipation as…
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Trump Family trip to Mexico ends in arrest
In a twist of fate that seems straight out of a satirical novel, the entire Trump family found…
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