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The Great Pillow Panic
Mike Lindell Goes into Hiding Near Bangkok—Finds Inner Peace and Pillow Profits (Sort of) In a shocking twist…
ByScrew Ed
Thrustbucket Signs Executive Order
BREAKING: Quentin Thrustbucket Signs Executive Order Requiring Immediate Beer Refills at All Bars In an unprecedented move that…
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Dodgy Second-Hand Tesla Dealership
✨💥🌟 DONNY’S SECOND-HAND CAR SALES 🌟💥✨ “TREMENDOUS DEALS! ELECTRIC STEALS!” ⚡ Pre-loved Teslas! Slightly used, never accused! ⚡NOW…
ByBen Doon
COME FOR THE COURSE. STAY FOR THE ORANGE.
Trump Imposes Tariffs on His Own Hotels and Golf Clubs – Orange Balls Now Mandatory PALM BEACH, FL…
ByPercyina
Declares Economic War on Shirts
Trump Confuses “Tariffs” with “T-arits” In a speech that left economists speechless and translators frantically checking their earpieces,…
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Trump Orders Custom Orange Tesla
to Match His Complexion – Plates Say “BIG TIT” In yet another completely believable and totally unnecessary flex,…
ByBon King
Dribble
Captain Rufus “Goldthumb” McDribble – The Pirate Who Bought an Island for $105 and Half a Rum Cake…
Island Enters Talks to Buy Greenland
Ocracoke Island Enters Talks to Buy Greenland – Citing Trump’s Return and Global Translation Emergency OCRACOKE ISLAND, NC…
