Melania Changes Identity
“Gertrude From Croydon” Insists New Haircut and Cockney Accent Make Her Completely Unrecognisable LONDON (SORT OF) — In…
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Weekly Recap
🗞️ Story 1: Local Man Accidentally Becomes Thought Leader After Misusing Word “Synergy” BABLOCK HYTHE, UK — A…
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“Drunken Apple” Bar
White House Ballroom Opens “Drunken Apple” Bar… Planning Permission Still “A Work in Progress” WASHINGTON, D.C. — In…
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Homan to Minnesota
Trump Sends Tom Homan to Minnesota — Not for Peace, But Because Nobody Understands a Word He Says…
Trump’s Iceland
Trump’s Chilling New Deal: The Bid to Buy Iceland In a surprise press conference held in front of…
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The Perfect Holiday Hack
A One-Way Ticket to the USA: The Perfect Holiday Hack It was a lovely summer morning, and Greg…
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Mangoes of Mass Distraction
Mangoes of Mass Distraction: Trump’s Fruitful New Defence Plan It was another perfectly unhinged morning in Washington D.C.,…
The Golden Stream: Trump’s New Liquid Gold
Once upon a headline, deep in the presidential playground of The White House, Donald J. Trump sat on…
