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Currency of Democrats

Currency of Democrats

Phil McCavity May 4, 2026 3 min read

Kwazzle Coin Declared Official Currency of Democrats as Republicans Left…

Red Light

Red Light

Monks May 3, 2026 2 min read

Wellness Industry’s Red Light Therapy Boom Accidentally Rebranded as “Very…

P.E.B.B.L.E.

P.E.B.B.L.E.

Elton Misk May 2, 2026 3 min read

Pebble Police Deployed Nationwide as “Smooth Agenda” Enters Phase Two…

Trump removes all Shells

Trump removes all Shells

Michael J Snoosh May 2, 2026 3 min read

47th President Declares “Total Shell Victory,” Launches S.H.E.L.L. to Keep…

The SCROTE Party

The SCROTE Party

Donny Diapers May 1, 2026 2 min read

Trump Unveils New Party Name: “SCROTE” — Says It’s “Strong,…

Quentin Thrustbucket May 1, 2026 2 min read

Banksy Reportedly Clones Himself, Immediately Becomes Twice as Mysterious LONDON…