In an effort to gauge public perception of former President Donald Trump’s honesty, Truth Social launched an internal survey program humorously dubbed “The Covfefe Report.”…
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In an effort to gauge public perception of former President Donald Trump’s honesty, Truth Social launched an internal survey program humorously dubbed “The Covfefe Report.”…
It was a historic and utterly bizarre moment in world politics. Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin—two of the world’s most infamous leaders—sat across from…
It was a cold, misty morning in Westminster when Britain’s newest Minister of Immigration, Yu Fluck Off, took office. Born to Chinese immigrants, Yu had…
It was a quiet Tuesday morning in Westminster when Lisa Nandy, the UK’s Culture Secretary, made an announcement so shocking that even the BBC’s news…
Once upon a time, in the rolling green hills of Vermont, there lived a simple farming family known as the Trumps. They weren’t millionaires, billionaires,…
In a recent and unexpected announcement, former President Donald Trump has declared his preference for the British-made Bronco toilet paper. Manufactured by the British Patent…
Trump’s War on Chips: The Great American Tariff Plan It was Tuesday morning, and the world braced itself for another Trumpian proclamation. Sure enough, at…
Trump’s Ultimate eBay Store: The Art of the Sale (Now Featuring GOLDEN SNEAKERS!) Deep inside Mar-a-Lago, under the dim glow of a gold-plated chandelier, Donald…
The Great American Rewording: How Trump Broke the English Language It started with a simple problem—Donald Trump could not stop lying. His presidency, post-presidency, and…
The Day America Lost McDonald’s It started as a simple memo. Deep inside the X Headquarters, Elon Musk’s elite team of technocrats, programmers, and over-caffeinated…
