Currency of Democrats
Kwazzle Coin Declared Official Currency of Democrats as Republicans Left “Financially Confused” WASHINGTON, D.C. / VARIOUS VERY COLOURFUL…
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ByThe SCROTE Party
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By“Locate Todd immediately.”
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Trump Casino
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